Talking of Actors and Actresses was having a drink with some friends and in walks Kirsten Dunst. I would not have known who this diminutive lady was if it wasn't for the immediate whispers and hand covering mouth gestures. What should be my move here? Should I go over pretend that I don't know who she is and say 'hello can I buy you a drink'? Should I accidentally bump into her and introduce myself that way. OR shall I go over and say one of these three lines.
1) Hello I look extremely good in a Spiderman outift (I did when I was 5 in my Spiderman PJ's)
2) Fancy being caught in my web
3) Just sing the old theme tune to Spiderman to her (spider man, spider man does whatever a spider can).
Of course I did none of the above and just watched her escape my advances. My spidey sense told me it wasn't a good idea after all.
Last week I was suffering from Saturday Night Fever so I saw this guy
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