First on the menu is the all you can eat pancakes. Can I believe my eyes? They will bring me back 3 pancakes at a time until I've had my fill? Are they mad? I take this as a challenge in that I will make them pay for giving away such foolish offers. I take the above photogragh - and as I leave I shout 'HA! I will return at daylight tomorrow and I will indeed have my fill - and you sir will have your fill of me! Goodday!' and the swish my cloak around myself and leave their door swinging behind me.
The next day is Friday. After waking up at various point in the night through jetlag and dreams about mice I finally get out of bed. I go buy a notebook and then prepare myself for war (by war I mean eating pancakes).
So first I have to decide what meal I want that also has on the side my first batch of pancakes (this batch of pancakes is included regardless of the offer). So I have the 4 sausage, 2 egg and hash browns. Mmmm an mighty tasty appetizer before I can take advantage of them. So I tuck into my meal imagining the waitresses face when I state 'I Demand more pancakes - it says right there in print - until I've had my fill or I will sue you and your company'. I devour my sausages, I demolish my eggs and any thing that runs out of them I mop up with my hash browns whilst every other mouthfull I wash it down with a piece of pancake until I have finished everything the naive waitress has put before me. I beckon her over and utter these words....'Blimey I'm stuffed can I have the bill please' An Epic Fail on my part.
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